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[lowleveled]

[So he'd been taking a nap, because he was up a fair bit studying for Moon Knight exams, and those are exhausting. Kazuma's been trying to learn so much - a lot in a short amount of time, and he's gotten to the point where he made himself flashcards for it. He hates it. It's like high school.

But it'll be worth it when he gets to be an adventurer again, sorta! Easy money!

So he's just walking into the main room, and oh, hey, the cute boyfriend(??? they never really did talk out what they were, did they, but they had sex and they're going to get married someday, so...) is hom--

He freezes, seeing how Osomatsu is dressed. His mouth opens a bit, and then he smirks.]

...Did I do something to earn this, oooor?

...Either way, that's a cute look on you. I like it. So if it was a surprise for me, great surprise, you've successfully made my day.

[immature]

[Osomatsu's head whips around as Kazuma speaks.

he completely forgot about him! and the maid outfit]

Earn... what?

[Kazuma may be his boyfriend(?), but he better not come between him and his show]

[lowleveled]

Uh, the cute dress-up?

...Is that not, like, 'hey, remember that time I called you Kazuma-sama? I've gone all out with it this time and I want you to be into it.'

Because I absolutely am. Orrrrr....what's with the maid costume? I just by default thought I somehow did something really good and you really wanted to reward me like this~.

Or is this just, uh, a fun thing for you? I'm kinda confused but tentatively turned on.

[immature]

[oh. ohhhhhhh. Osomatsu turns off the teevee. the show is recording so he'll watch it later. he turns to face Kazuma fully now, sweeping his hands over the apron. the frilly dress poofs out]

This is... My job. I work at a maid and butler cafe.

[dammit, the last time he got caught in his dress outside of work, he wound up sleeping with Mayuzumi. annoying that he is thinking about that guy now, when he's here with Kazuma, who is all for the outfit]

[lowleveled]

[Wah, cute...then...ohhhhhh. Okay. He nods.]

And...you chose to be a maid out of those two options? I mean, I'm absolutely not against it, obviously. You're adorable, and I completely get it. I went to a few of those in Akihabara, actually.

[Because he's an otaku. He had to.]

Or is it a themed one where it's crossdressing, or...? I'm just trying to understand here. Like, if you're more comfortable being a girl sometimes, I'm totally open.

Either way , y'didn't have to hide this. I think it's cute.
....Though even if your job involves calling other guys 'master', I'm not gonna be jealous. I know my worth anyway.

[immature]

[Osomatsu huffs. Kazuma just keeps talking and not letting him finish. finally, he crosses his arms]

First of all, this was Marie's idea. She said I'd look cute as a maid, so I decided I would try it...

[then he started really liking it and becoming more comfortable dressed up. he liked the attention he got]

Some of the women dress as butlers, too, though it's not really... a crossdressing theme? I just happen to wear a maid outfit.

And secondly, I wasn't hiding it!

[lowleveled]

[Hey look he's trying to be supportive.]

...Oh. I guess that's the owner?

She's got great taste then.

And yeah, okay, you just never mentioned it before. It wasn't hiding it, that was shit wording.
It's just cute and I'm just pleasantly surprised~

[immature]

[well, at least he's cute. Osomatsu agrees]

Marie's the owner, and one of the first people I met here. She's a good friend.

[but that is unimportant right now. he starts moving closer to Kazuma, and pokes him in the chest]

Also, I do call the guests "master," or "mistress." That's part of the job.

[lowleveled]

Aww, that's good--

[He's poked. Hmmm. Little beaming.]

Figured, but...
I'm the only one who gets that after-hours, riiiight~?

[immature]

[Osomatsu hesitates a moment, recalling a memory. but then he nods]

If that's what you want. Master Kazuma.

[lowleveled]

[...He catches that hesitation, and so much as normally he'd go 'yeeesssYESYES' and immediately jump on the lewd thoughts wagon, this time he hesitates as well.]

...As long as it's something you're okay with, too.
Like, if it's weird, or if there's anything wrong, it's hot, but never feel obligated. If you don't wanna, that's fine.

[immature]

[a part of him wants to tell Kazuma why he's hesitant. but then, the other part doesn't. he absolutely hates that this is kind of ruined for him, because Osomatsu genuinely likes pleasing other people, especially Kazuma.

he reaches for Kazuma's hand, holding it gently]

Normally, it would be. Guess I can't hide anything from you.

[lowleveled]

As stupid as I can be sometimes, I'm pretty decent at reading a room.

[He gently takes his hand, giving it a small squeeze.]

So I'd like to know what's wrong, but if you're not comfortable with telling me, I understand. Nothing here's going to be a dealbreaker for me, 'kay?

[immature]

[after a moment, Osomatsu leads Kazuma over to the couch, where they can sit down and talk. he sucks in a breath, expels it, tries to think of how he wants to say what he needs to]

The last time someone got excited about me wearing this dress, we slept together. It was the only time, and it was sort of beyond our control, 'cause... stuff happened? There were dragons, and these dragons gave us tattoos that made us wanna "mate" really bad, kinda like aphrodisiacs, only a lot more... annoying.

Anyway, he was a lot like you, an otaku who got off on being called "master." Thing is, after we slept together, we... didn't have anymore contact. Like, I haven't heard from him since. I think he's still here, but, I don't know for sure.

[lowleveled]

[He sits and he listens. He listens, and then he finally speaks. He's...he's feeling a lot of emotions. Namely anger and protectiveness.]

First of all, he's nothing like me, mostly because he's fucking repulsive and I would absolutely love to kick his ass. If he's still here, and if I ever see him...he's gonna wish he wasn't.

[He took advantage of him in a drugged up state and on top of that, never did anything afterwards, never even fucking said 'oops! Sorry for being so disgusting! I should really fix that! I can understand why I deserve to be sliced into a million pieces!'

Needless to say, Kazuma is livid. But he takes a breath in...then out.]

...I've said it to you before and I'll say it again: I'm not going anywhere, and it is his big fucking loss he did, because he ruined his life and perfected mine, so hey, the one good thing he's ever done is fuck off, because now I have the best thing that ever happened to me, and he has a hand that is going to see a lot of use unless it gets somehow mysteriously broken, hm, wonder how that'd be.

You're too good for him, anyway. There's scum like me - where I'm aware I'm a piece of shit, and I will fuck up, but I'm willing to keep trying and not run away like a coward, like scum like him.

[Alright, toss away the anger...he does that, and he speaks far more softly.]

......So now I get why. And that's fine. I'm not going to run away. Because I care about you, and I want us to be happy. And if that means tossing away one fetish because it understandably brings up bad memories...that's fine. Because I don't like you just for sex, y'know? ...I like you for you.

[He finally smiles earnestly.]

And that concludes 'why I'm your boyfriend and why it's a shame that there are walking trash heaps in this world'.

[immature]

[wow. this is a lot. but Kazuma is at least getting the bigger picture now. now, he understands why dream Osomatsu begged him to not leave him, and why Osomatsu is a bit nervous about moving forward. there are a lot more things, like how Osomatsu's first crush, Kirishima, was taken home before Osomatsu could tell him how he felt. the same thing happened with Karma...

but Kazuma's still here... (and, wow, that's a lot of K's in Osomatsu's life). Mayuzumi may have left him alone, but Osomatsu didn't think he was trash. after all, neither of them had been in their right mind. but still, the memories were there]

You are a walking trash heap.

[but Osomatsu's smiling as he says this, and he might start crying, too. his eyes are glassy. he leans in, pressing his face against Kazuma's chest]

Thank you.

[lowleveled]

Yes, but you've accepted me as your walking trash heap, so I'm okay with that.

[He moves to wrap his arm around him, hugging him close.]

You don't have to thank me for caring about how you feel. That's part of my job.

[immature]

[a sniffle, but then Osomatsu pulls his head back and wipes at his eyes. he's not crying, he swears]

Guess it is.

[he sits up fully]

You know, this dress is actually my work costume, so I probably shouldn't play around in it too much. But any time you wanna try another costume, I'm in. We can go get one.

[lowleveled]

[He was beaming sweetly....up until that point.

And now he's right back into perverted gremlin mode.]

...You're serious?

That is a lot of dangerous power you have just given me. I would not trust me with that kind of power.

Having said that though I am all for that any time any when any where...

[He's already getting excited.
Yep. Walking trash heap.]

[immature]

[Osomatsu chuckles, looking much better now that he's gotten that off his chest]

Yeah, I probably gave you too much power. But... what can I say?

[he suddenly leans forward, breathing near Kazuma's ear]

Power turns me on.

[he pulls away before Kazuma can even do anything, heading to the bedroom]

I'm gonna change!

[lowleveled]

[And that caught him off guard. That caught him off guard enough for something to briefly poke his boyfriend in the leg. Kazuma.exe is experiencing issues.]

H...Haaaah....

[He completely would've done something if he remained there, but now he's just sitting there with a bright red face and an awkward shifting in his seat.]

Yeahokay....okayyeah...

[immature]

[oh. that was very telling, Kazuma. as Osomatsu leaves the room, he's smirking, but his cheeks are also red. he likes that he has power over Kazuma, also, able to get reactions out of him just by existing.

what a turn-on!]

[lowleveled]

[He is suffering and he saw that smirk and nothing is helping and now he is just stuck drifting down the horny river without a paddle.

It is just, in itself, the truest pain he has ever felt.]

[immature]

[don't worry, Kazuma! Osomatsu will return. he's just taking his time undressing and hanging up his costume. but after he washes his face, he walks back out into the room in his pajamas. he tucked a bottle of lube into his sweatpants pocket.

the wind howls outside, and Osomatsu walks right over and dumps himself in Kazuma's lap]

Sorry, I got you riled up.

[he's not sorry]

I'll make it up to you.

[lowleveled]

[Honestly, he expected to be blueballed, but apparently not. And he now has his boyfriend in his lap. Which causes a dumbfounded smile. Poooke.]

You are s--so not sorry, I saw that smirk, but I'm way too excited about this 'making it up to me' part to feel even remotely bad.

How're you gonna do that, huh???